Reason #10 – Most Of Your Accomplishments Are Invisible
The computer guy never hears anyone tell him, âI just want to let you know â¦ everything is working fine!â?
The reality is that people call the computer guy when something is wrong.
As a computer guy, if you work really hard to make everything work the way that it should, and things work fine, then people believe you donât do anything. Everything you manage to get working correctly or do perfectly will forever remain unnoticed by computer users. Theyâll only ever notice that you do anything when something isnât working correctly, and you are called upon to fix it.
Reason #9 – Every Conversation You Have Is Roughly The Same
When the computer guy dares to mention what he does for a living, the typical response is, âI have a question about my home computerâ¦â?
Or when the computer guy first hears about a widespread problem within the computer network heâs responsible for, he can barely begin to assess the problem before a dozen other people call to report the same problem.
Or when the computer guy explains a certain process on a computer to a user who is incapable of retaining the process, he will inevitably need to reinstruct the user of this same process â indefinitely.
Reason #8 – Youâre An Expert Of Bleeding-Edge Technology Products, Arenât You?
The computer guy often finds himself in situations where someone is asking him for advice on a pending investment of the technological variety.
âI heard about (some hardware or software product) that can do (something desirable) for me. I brought you these (advertisements/reviews/printouts) because I wanted your recommendation. Which would you buy?â?
Although the inquiring person sincerely trusts the computer guyâs judgment over their own, in almost every instance the real objective of these meetings is to ensure their own immunity from making a risky purchase.
If it turns out to be a bad investment, and they cannot get (the hardware or software product) to do (anything desirable), then you will be their personal scapegoat â âBut honey, the computer guy said I should buy it!â?
Reason #7 – Your Talents Are Forcibly Undervalued
Thanks to the constantly declining price of new computers, the computer guy cannot charge labor sums without a dispute. If he asks to be paid what he is worth, he will likely be met with the âwhy not buy new?â? argument.
That is, desktop computers are always getting smaller, faster, and cheaper. Itâs possible to purchase a new desktop computer for under $400. If the computer guy spends five hours fixing a computer and wants $100/hour for his time, his customer will be outraged, exclaiming âI didnât even spend this much to BUY the computer, why should I pay this much just to FIX it?â?
Reason #6 – Youâre Never Allowed A Momentâs Peace
The computer guy is so prone to interruption that he rarely finds an opportunity to work on his own problems. This is because:
1. Computers never sleep.
2. Computer problems arenât scheduled.
3. Every problem takes time to diagnose.
4. The computer guy can only give one problem his full attention.
5. Each user believes their problem deserves attention now.
Consequently, the computer guy has a 24/7 obligation to keep critical computer systems running, while simultaneously juggling everyoneâs problems. Heâll often need to forfeit any opportunities to tend to his own needs for the sake of others â because at any moment, of any day, he can be interrupted by someone who wants to make their problem his problem.
Reason #5 – People Ask You To Perform Miracles
The computer guy is often mistaken for someone who possesses the combined skills of an old priest and a young priest. Iâll sum this up easily by example:
âNo, I really canât recover any files from your thumb drive, even if you did find it after it passed through your dog.â?
Reason #4 – Your Assumed âAll-Knowingâ? Status Sets You Up To Let People Down
There is no common understanding that there are smaller divisions within the computer industry, and that the computer guy cannot be an expert in all areas. What makes things worse, is when the computer guy attempts to explain this to someone asking for help, the person will often believe that the computer guy is withholding the desired knowledge to avoid having to help.
This is somewhat related to the next reason:
Reason #3 – You Possess Unlimited Responsibility
The computer guy is expected to solve problems. It is difficult to determine the boundaries of that expectation.
Some of the oddest things that Iâve been asked to do include:
1. Use pirated software to undelete important company files.
2. Create an Intranet, after explaining I didnât know how to.
3. Teach someone how to hide their pornography collection.
Solving problems can range from replacing batteries in a wireless keyboard to investigating why the entire building loses power at the same time every morning. Resolutions can necessitate weaving a 50-foot cable through a drop ceiling, or wriggling under a house on your belly to add an electrical outlet.
Reasons #4 and #3 boil down to this: no matter how often you want to play the role of a hero, there will always be circumstances that test the limits of your ability to be one. Itâs difficult to judge when helping someone means doing something immoral, and itâs even harder to admit you are unable to solve someoneâs problem â and chances are, that someone will view you as incompetent because you were unable to help them.
Reason #2 – A Life Of Alienation
People only talk to the computer guy when they need him to fix something. Also, when the computer guy approaches a user, theyâll hop up out of their chair under the presumption that heâs there to fix something â as if it would never be expected that he only wants to strike up a conversation.
The fact that the computer guy never gets a momentâs peace can also practically force him to withdraw into solitude. His co-workers donât understand that he doesnât want to hear about their computer problems during his lunch hour â he does that every other hour of the day. Thatâs why the computer guy eats lunch alone with his door closed, or goes out to eat every day â not because heâs unfriendly, but because he needs to escape the incessant interruptions.
Reason #1 – You Have No Identity
Itâs an awful experience when the computer guy shows up at a neighborâs doorstep with a plate of Christmas cookies, only to have the child who answered the door call out, âMom, the computer guy is here!â? He begs for an identity that is not directly associated with computers, but âthe computer guyâ? label walks ahead of him â it simply cannot be avoided. I was given a name and Iâd love to be addressed by it.