There are some recent reports of a “Walmart Gang Initiation” in Delaware. Turns out it was a hoax, in fact a hoax that has been going around since 2005. Previously delivered via email, this time around it was sent out via txt messages.
So should you hear about it, or receive one of the messages don’t worry. You and your fellow land beasts that make up the Walmart demographic are safe. Head on over now and pickup your 5 gallon drum of mayo and maybe a Snuggie or two.