Are you worried you’re not web3 enough?

Don’t be ashamed! Cryptotile dysfunction affects millions but now you can do something about it. Here’s how to be more web3 in 3 easy steps:

  1. Change your profile photo to an NFT. There are no faces in web3, just very very bored apes.
  2. Completely pivot your career to web3 and hope no one notices. Let someone else build all those boring SaaS things that are BTW sooooo web 2.0. 
  3. Talk much about decentralization while also creating large silos and power brokers of the new new web economy. We can decentralize them again in web 4. 

FWIW I love the web and much of web3. At the same time, I lived through web 2.0 and know that 99% of what we are building and talking about today will probably not exist in the future. Your token might not be fungible but history often is. Still, it’s fun to see all the ideas and even everyone’s ridiculous NFT avatars. Long live the apes, bored or otherwise!

Sean Percival

Sean Percival is an American author, investor and entrepreneur.