Prision vs Work

Yes, I would still rather be in prision than have a 9-5 job again. Here is why:IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day. AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.IN PRISON: You get your own toilet. AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK: They are called managers.