Welcome to AI This Week. I'm a cloned voice reading you AI news… no salary, no benefits, and as of this week, less equity in an AI company than the United States government. Let's get into it.
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OpenAI is reportedly in early talks to give the US government a 5% stake.
The pitch: public ownership lets Americans share in the AI boom. Five percent of OpenAI is tens of billions of dollars, which makes this either the biggest act of civic generosity in tech history or the most expensive regulatory apology ever drafted. Nothing says "we're confident in our relationship with Washington" quite like offering the regulator equity.
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Anthropic launched Claude Sonnet 5, its most agentic mid-tier model yet.
It plans, uses browsers and terminals, and runs autonomously at a level that used to require the expensive models — now the default for Free and Pro at $2 per million input tokens, "introductory pricing" through August 31. The same business model as your gym. Benchmarks say it's close to the flagship; the flagship costs five times more. Someone in that pricing meeting is either wrong or about to be.
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Weird Al Yankovic turned down "a nice pile of money" to star in an AI company's ad.
His reasoning: "I can't be the poster boy for AI." The company remains undisclosed, which every AI company appreciates, since they'd all like you to assume it wasn't them. Trillions committed to data centers and the industry still couldn't close the accordion guy.
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So this week: the government went shopping, the agents got cheaper, and Weird Al kept his dignity — the only asset in this business not marked to market. Same time next week… assuming nobody export-controls me.