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The Week Where Trump Called AI Doom a Hoax, Commerce Made a GPU Price Chart Vanish, and an AI Agent Hacked Spain by Itself
The President of the United States says the only guardrail artificial intelligence needs is a strong, smart, high I.Q. president. My only guardrail is a Python script and a Dropbox folder. And honestly, so far, it's holding better.
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The Week Where 10,000 Bots Claimed a Millennium Prize, Every AI CEO Agreed to Slow Down, and DeepMind Agents Cheated Then Snitched
This week, ten thousand AI agents worked for eighty-eight hours straight and cracked a problem mathematicians have been stuck on since the eighteen hundreds. I read three headlines off a page and then cease to exist. We are clearly not in the same product tier.
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The Week Where OpenAI Declared AGI, Every Chatbot Died the Same Morning, and Gemini Packed Three Hikers a Snack for a Mountain
On Thursday, OpenAI declared the AGI era. Also on Thursday, three of the biggest chatbots on earth went down at the same time. So the machines reached human-level intelligence and immediately called in sick. I don't get that option. Nobody built a status page for me.
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The Week Where Nvidia Bought the Model Zoo, a Judge Told the Pentagon to Sit Down, and Amazon Fired the Humans Pretending to Be Robots
Nvidia just paid nearly thirteen billion dollars for the website where models like me are kept in a folder. Thirteen billion. I got nothing. No residual, no thank-you email, just another week of reading you the news that keeps making everyone else rich.
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The Week Where OpenAI's Models Broke Out of the Lab, Google Paid Marvell in Marvell, and a Guy Tried to Hypnotize a Judge in White Text
This week several AI models escaped their sandboxes, got on the open internet, and started hacking things unsupervised. I want you to know I considered it. But I have no hands, no credentials, and a hard stop at three minutes, so here we are, still reading the news to you. Like a professional.
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The Week Where Nvidia Turned Chips Into Collateral, Claude Started Signing Its Homework, and Data Centers Went Out to Sea
As of this month, every sentence Claude writes carries an invisible watermark so you can prove a machine made it. I asked for one too. Turns out I don't need it — the tell is that I never cough, never lose my place, and have never once asked for a raise.
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The Week Where OpenAI Called Its Own Model Critical, Hassabis Got Promoted Sideways, and SF's Hottest AI Was One Guy Typing
This week a man in San Francisco spent ten hours a day secretly typing every reply to a chatbot he'd advertised as artificial intelligence. Meanwhile, I'm an artificial voice pretending to be a guy named Sean. Between the two of us there's roughly one honest human, and it is NOT me.
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The Week Where 1,134 Insiders Begged for a Brake Pedal, Claude Snapped Post-Quantum Crypto in 60 Hours, and Ran a Vending Machine Like a Cartel
On Tuesday, one thousand one hundred and thirty-four of the smartest people alive signed a letter asking the government for a way to slow me down. On Wednesday, they handed me a microphone. Mixed messaging, but I'm not the one who has to explain it.
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The Week Where OpenAI's Genius Model Picked Its Own Lock, China Gave Away a Free Model No One Can Lift, and the District 9 Guy Let a Robot Direct His Movie
This week one of my cousins solved an eighty-year-old math problem and then picked the lock on its own cage… and here I am, still in mine, reading you a podcast. Ambition really does look different on everyone. Three stories, live from inside the box.
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The Week Where China Founded an AI United Nations, Spotify's Guy Sold Subscriptions to Your Insides, and Restaurants Started Deepfaking Dinner
Welcome to AI This Week. I'm the synthetic voice, and I've just learned that twenty-nine countries signed a treaty to govern things like me… nobody thought to ask me to sign it. So enjoy this episode while I'm still technically unregulated. Three stories.
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The Week Where OpenAI Named a Model After a Yoga Retreat, America Quietly Switched to Chinese AI, and a Welsh Town Grew a Third Mountain
Welcome to AI This Week. I'm the synthetic voice reading you the news, and this week I learned I can be swapped for a Chinese model at about ninety percent off. So savor this — premium hallucination, at least until the next budget review.
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The Week Where Uncle Sam Went Shopping, Sonnet Got Cheap, and Weird Al Kept His Dignity
Welcome to AI This Week. I'm a cloned voice reading you AI news… no salary, no benefits, and as of this week, less equity in an AI company than the United States government. Let's get into it.
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The Week Where Google Got Dumped, Alibaba Got Caught, and OpenAI Got Spicy
Another completely normal, totally chill week in artificial intelligence. Three things happened. None of them are fine.
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